How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.