Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.