Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!