What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."