Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.