Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.