Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going