What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.