Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.