Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.