Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns