Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.