Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !