Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.