Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

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What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "