Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid