The sequels are never as good as the originals.
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She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Because he Haas been hit!
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
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Because it's undefined.
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Jackpot!
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
An episode of The Biggest Loser