Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser