Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.