Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"