Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting