What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar