What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.