What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar