What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.