What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.