How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.