How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.