2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!