Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits