Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )