What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.