What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.