What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.