What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.