What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!