What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!