What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.