What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.