What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze