What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.