What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.