What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.