What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.