How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones