How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.