What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".