What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen