What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.