Through sine language.
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Cell phones
Drop him a line.
FaZebook.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Gutterskype.
With shell phones.
A wookiee talkie.
Cryptic code.
Moorse code.
Norse code.
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Sin language
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
A shell phone!
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Pier to Pier Networking
They use a conveyor belt.
A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.
Sign language
Through *more*se code!
He reads lips.
A Lou-ouija board.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
A-social media
Have you heard of stray chickens
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Nocturtle
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Kelp!
For setting up illegal shell companies!
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
Very little.
Cause they all have phones!
A call-em
To concentration camps.
Sack religious