How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do you use when you have dry eyes?

Moist-your-eyes-er

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.