Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.