Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.