How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.