How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.