What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.