How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.