Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.