Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.