Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.