How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour