He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Because you can't read a dit.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
A one-hour facial.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
Trying to read the road signs!!!