Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH