Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

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How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

Click Here(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/howdoyoukeeparedditorbusyforhours/)

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.