What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.