What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!