hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
I thought they only drive automatic
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
You will lose every hand.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Vacation.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P
Pho queue
Oh, wait they're done.
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.