Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell