How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.