What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.