What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.