A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Tiger Woods has a better driver
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
Because the quark had a strange flavour
There's no such thing as negative energy"
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
By cramming.
Because he would just go home and master bait.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Because part tickles.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
