What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Biologist Jokes More Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.