What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)