What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Which craft

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)