What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.