What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians