What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian