What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...