What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.