What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.